Welcome to Miami!
Major League Baseball has revealed their 2017 lineup of Special Edition uniforms for upcoming holidays and yes, the All Star Game.
I can only assume that Pitbull will be performing live at Marlins Park on July 11. I mean after all, Mr. Worldwide had to have been involved in the design of these uni’s, right?
Spoiler Alert, his jersey will probably have “305” on the back.
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Players will rock these fresh jerseys on @Gatorade Workout Day and in the @tmobile #HRDerby. https://t.co/MmcOSCoXUb pic.twitter.com/wFqyydTPWx
— MLB (@MLB) April 11, 2017
Botox and Boats
Miami is known for many great things, these jerseys are just not on par with the likes of:
- Prestigious Country Clubs
- Cuban Coffee
- Weekend Cruises
- The Cleveland Hotel
- South Beach
and of course, who can forget…
- That guy that “knows a guy”
I suppose the good thing about these uniforms being worn during the T-Mobile HR Derby is that we may finally have something that takes our attention away from the worst ball-park feature in America.
Holiday Uniforms
Here’s a sneak peek at what you can expect to see around the league on Fathers Day this season.
All blue everything in @MLB this year for #FathersDay: https://t.co/13Pl4EGIEJ @MajesticOnField pic.twitter.com/GjzyJE59dU
— MLB (@MLB) April 11, 2017
